dangergranger:

I’m confused about being “basic”. I can’t like pumpkin things anymore without it being considered part of a new way of demeaning girls and their tastes in things? Is “basic” the new “other girls vs me” thing? Because I have not seen “basic” used positively. I’m drinking my PSL anyway.

onedayfour:

I made a new business card \o/

onedayfour:

I made a new business card \o/

quentincordonnier:

Boiling magma
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quentincordonnier:

Boiling magma

scarysamwilson:

SAM BROUGHT COOKIES TO HIS FIRST EVER AVENGERS MEETING

WATCH THIS SHOW

theawesomeadventurer:

"It’s a boy!" The doctor exclaims. The baby isn’t crying as hard as the new father. His overwhelming excitement fills the hospital room. "Would you like to hold him?" Asks the nurse while holding out the baby towards his father. He takes his baby and holds him close. "I love you son," he whispers, almost inaudibly. A single tear begins to fall from his cheek as he hugs the baby closer and whispers something else, "No homo."

rain-force:

"smile you are being filmed :)"
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chauvinistsushi:

meepitperson:

Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

gonna reblog this till I stop tumbling

vangoghofvalhalla:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

c0ffeekitten:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

soewavy:

erica9876:

bucketeyes:

unexplained-events:

Franco Banfi

A swiss diver, captured these pictures of one of the six anacondas he saw on his 10 day trip to Mato Grosso in Brazil. This one was about 26-feet long.

"At the first moment it’s scary because you don’t know the animal and everybody says it’s dangerous. ‘But after a while you understand that nothing happens if you respect the snake. ‘I have never been so close to a snake like this before. But I think a small poisonous snake is more scary than a big one. At least you can see the anacondas clearly and know what they’re doing." - Franco Banfi

It’s like a horror story

karameldragon

YO FUCK THAT THAT THING IS HUGE

my anaconda don’t

want none unless you got a camera hon

NAH. NAH. NOPE. FUCK THAT, BYE Y’ALL I’M MOVING TO SPACE

I get it, he calls his twig and berries an anaconda because they’re friggin huge! Nice….