people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
- Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
- Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
- Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
#it’s raining men
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg
“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“